Valentine's Day sex disasters: From nearly knocked out partners to near misses with the police and forgetting to wash hands after a spicy dinner

Valentine's Day sex disasters: From nearly knocked out partners to near misses with the police and forgetting to wash hands after a spicy dinner
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Valentine's Day sex disasters: From nearly knocked out partners to near misses with the police and forgetting to wash hands after a spicy dinner
Published: Feb, 13 2025 01:14

For loved up couples, February is the time of year to express their love via gifts and cards as they celebrate Valentine's Day on the 14th of the month - but sometimes, the pressure of the occasion gets to them. As partners prepare to adorn their lovers with chocolate and roses; some will also be looking to spice things up in the bedroom. But lovers who are preparing to take risks in their sex lives may be setting themselves up for failure - with an increased chance of injury and, of course, embarrassment.

 [In a desperate attempt to save the night from being ruined, Graciemae decided to try some other moves but ended up hitting her boyfriend in the crotch]
Image Credit: Mail Online [In a desperate attempt to save the night from being ruined, Graciemae decided to try some other moves but ended up hitting her boyfriend in the crotch]

People from all over the world who suffered sex disasters on Valentine's Day have been brave enough to share their stories online in cringeworthy tales. From accidental black eyes to visits from the police, FEMAIL reveals the biggest bedroom mishaps that occurred on Valentine's Day... Accidental injuries. Content creator Graciemae Sinclair, from Australia, ended up accidentally injuring her boyfriend on Valentine's Day in an attempt to woo him.

 [Disaster struck for Ellie, 22, when her boyfriend forgot to wash his hands after shopping chilies (stock image)]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Disaster struck for Ellie, 22, when her boyfriend forgot to wash his hands after shopping chilies (stock image)]

They had just been out for a 'lovely dinner' and so she wanted to give him the 'Magic Mike 3000' - however, she ended up slamming her shoulder into his face. Content creator Graciemae Sinclair, from Australia, accidentally gave her boyfriend a black eye while in the bedroom. She said: 'I basically gave him a black eye, I thought his nose was broken. My entire body weight landed right here [on his eye].'.

 [Speaking to O'Diaries, one woman detailed her horrifying near miss with the police after a sexy stunt with her partner went wrong (stock image)]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Speaking to O'Diaries, one woman detailed her horrifying near miss with the police after a sexy stunt with her partner went wrong (stock image)]

In a desperate attempt to save the night from being ruined, Graciemae decided to try some other moves. However, this turned into a second accident as she hit her partner in the groin. 'I'm down here and he's still recovering from his injury. I'm doing some lovely little tricks, I go to get up and guess where my hand landed? Right in the poor bloke's crotch,' she said. Graciemae's boyfriend then 'curled up in a ball for a while' before they both decided to call it a night, taking showers and going to bed.

 [Daniel Godfrey, from Ireland, took his girlfriend out to a swanky restaurant to celebrate their love on the special day but it turned into an awkward situation]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Daniel Godfrey, from Ireland, took his girlfriend out to a swanky restaurant to celebrate their love on the special day but it turned into an awkward situation]

In a desperate attempt to save the night from being ruined, Graciemae decided to try some other moves but ended up hitting her boyfriend in the crotch. Meet the parents. Speaking to O'Diaries, 22-year-old Ellie revealed a terrible tale from the big day of romance. She had just began dating a man and wanted to give him a cheeky surprise on the most romantic day of the year. Turning up at his door, she hoped for a movie moment in which she would unbutton her coat to reveal a sexy lingerie set - but sadly for Ellie, things didn't pan out like she'd hoped.

 [Daniel's twin brother Matthew also goes to the same eatery with his girlfriend and so the waitress thought he was two-timing both women]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Daniel's twin brother Matthew also goes to the same eatery with his girlfriend and so the waitress thought he was two-timing both women]

She revealed: 'Just like in the movies… A few years ago, when I had just started dating this guy, I thought I could surprise him on Valentine’s Day by turning up at his door – in nothing but sexy lingerie and a coat (just like in the movies, right?).'. Since the purpose of the daring plan was to surprise him, Ellie hadn't mentioned to the man she was dating that she was planning to turn up. Arriving at his door dressed to the nines, Ellie received quite the shock when the door opened.

 [Katerina Robinson opened up about an experience on Valentine's Day which left her feeling embarrassed at an M&S checkout counter]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Katerina Robinson opened up about an experience on Valentine's Day which left her feeling embarrassed at an M&S checkout counter]

'I obviously never told him I was coming over and when I got to his place, his parents, who I had never met before, were there,' she explained. 'They even invited me inside! I had to stand around for a while making awkward conversation before I could make up an excuse and escape. They must have thought I was so strange – refusing to take my coat off or even sit down!'. Spicing up - in the wrong way. Disaster struck for Ellie, 22, when her boyfriend forgot to wash his hands after shopping chilies (stock image).

 [Katerina dubbed the cringeworthy conversation 'the worst Valentine's Day story' and said the entire experience gave her 'the ick']
Image Credit: Mail Online [Katerina dubbed the cringeworthy conversation 'the worst Valentine's Day story' and said the entire experience gave her 'the ick']

In another cringeworthy tale, 28-year-old Erin shared a story about Valentine's Day sex with Glamour. Hoping to make the most of the romantic day, the pair had enjoyed a meal together, which Erin's boyfriend had cooked from scratch. After finishing their meal, things quickly went south. As the two began canoodling, Erin had a sudden and urgent realisation that her boyfriend might not have properly cleaned up after their dinner.

 [TikToker Elisha has also had her fair share of unfortunate Valentine's Days over the years, even dubbing it the 'worst day of the year']
Image Credit: Mail Online [TikToker Elisha has also had her fair share of unfortunate Valentine's Days over the years, even dubbing it the 'worst day of the year']

'My boyfriend made me an amazing Valentine's meal, completely from scratch. Later, getting jiggy, I started feeling a horrendous burning sensation down there,' she explained. 'Turns out he hadn't washed his hands properly after chopping chillies. I spent the night with nothing more exciting than a cold flannel between my legs.'. Neighbourhood watch. Speaking to O'Diaries, one woman detailed her horrifying near miss with the police after a sexy stunt with her partner went wrong (stock image).

 [Last year, Tesco employee Roisin got dumped on the day before Valentine's and made a joke about 'blocking' him]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Last year, Tesco employee Roisin got dumped on the day before Valentine's and made a joke about 'blocking' him]

Speaking to O'Diaries, one woman detailed her horrifying near miss with the police after a sexy stunt with her partner went wrong. Jackie, 44, recalled an embarrassing moment when her ex-boyfriend had attempted to surprise her with a roleplay situation - but ended up causing quite the stir among her neighbours. She described: 'An ex-boyfriend blindfolded me in his car and walked me across a car park in to the lift. Then he took me inside his apartment and sat me on a chair.'.

Image Credit: Mail Online

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