Should you wish to avoid the style set, Bisto has helpfully opened a floating Wallace & Gromit-themed Gravy Boat restaurant, with gravy sour cocktails.
Byredo, Margiela, Valentino or Gucci: they all offer a signature scent so specific you’ll want to get baking.
“Dress as though your life depends on it, or don’t bother,” was the club kid’s motto.
You can still steal as many as you can hold and get away scot-free, though.
It’s in this spirit we launched into fashion week — and prepare for Bowery’s Tate retrospective.
