It was good ringing up Sharon to boast about being Mrs Iron Knickers, but Tom saw straight through it and said, "Oh, my poor darling," which made me go silent trying not to burst into self-pitying tears at the marvellous new image of myself as wounded nun.
I got in the lift to go home and found Daniel in there with Simon from marketing talking about the footballers being arrested for allegedly throwing matches.
He just laughed and laughed till he and Simon got out, then turned back and said, "Marry me," as the doors closed between us.
9st, alcohol units 0 (fat chance), cigarettes 0 all day then 7 in last hour, calories 5 million.
In this first instalment, Bridget battles self-respect, cigarette addiction, and the infuriating charm of one Daniel Cleaver….