Histrionic Tyrell Hatton has no regrets after Desert Classic smash and grab
Histrionic Tyrell Hatton has no regrets after Desert Classic smash and grab
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Sixty-eight blows, another two at an innocent tee box and no end of chuntering. Welcome to another day in the life of Tyrrell Hatton. The Englishman will begin day four at the Dubai Desert Classic one shot from the lead, held by Daniel Hillier at 13 under par.
Hatton’s shot to the par-three 7th drifted to 48ft from the pin. His response involved two whacks with his club to a plastic tee marker – the first was tame enough, the second certainly was not – with a hole left as a reminder. A fine will inevitably be forthcoming, with Hatton spoken to by tournament officials after his round.
“Just a bit of frustration,” he said. “Probably shouldn’t have done it. Does it make me a bad person? No. It’s just a spur of the moment thing and it happened. I can’t go back and change it, so [I] move on. “I was told about it in scoring. I don’t have an issue with what was being said. I’m aware that it’s not the right thing to do but in the heat of the moment when you’re frustrated, you just do things that you probably wish you didn’t do. I’m not going to let it bother me for the rest of the day. If that’s the worst thing I do as a human, then, I mean, it’s not that bad.”.
This defence is unconvincing, not to mention melodramatic. Nobody is accusing Hatton of crimes beyond golf. Instead, there must be a realisation that if everyone battered course materials in anger this sport would descend into anarchy. Hatton’s standing means he is an example to youngsters; or he should be. Asked about chasing down Hillier, Hatton said: “Hopefully I can be a little bit more patient out there when I need to be and still maintain that fire, because if I lose that, then I’ll just be boring like everyone else.” Miaow.