Dear Jane,. My wife and I have been together for a decade and we've been so happy that looking back on those ten years, they feel more like two. We have three children. After our third was born last year we decided to look for a bigger house in the suburbs.
For seven months we hunted for the perfect property and we were both at our wits' ends. Finally in September, we found what seemed to be the perfect home. It was huge, near a great school and it had a beautiful yard. We were so ecstatic that we told the real estate agent right then and there: we'll take it. Only then did the agent reveal the catch: the last owner had died in the master bedroom.
I didn't think anything of it. The owner was old and had died of natural causes, and the agent only told us because in California you legally have to disclose any deaths in the last three years. But my wife felt differently. Immediately she started saying she could feel a negative energy coming from upstairs.
I tried to calm her down and reassure her by reminding her she hadn't felt the negative energy before the agent mentioned the death and that she was probably just tired. Dear Jane: My wife has a 'paranormal' bedroom problem and it's ruined our sex life.
Eventually, she came around and we bought the house and moved in. Then the problems started. The very first night we slept there, we cracked open a bottle of Champagne to celebrate, and after the kids went to bed we went upstairs to our new room. We got into bed and I tried to kiss my wife, but all of a sudden she just shook her head, wide-eyed.
