If you want a home that says ’emo’s not just a phase, it’s a lifestyle,’ then boy do we have the place for you. On sale for a guide price of £195,000, this West Lothian semi-detached property comprises three double bedrooms, two bathrooms, a good-sized kitchen and living space, and a large garden with shed and garage storage space.
Image Credit: Metro [The property in Broxburn, West Lothian.Photo released January 15 2025. The UK's 'darkest ever' house is up for auction - with entirely black exterior, ceilings and KITCHEN.The unique property in Broxburn, West Lothian, has an eye-catching theme - black.It has fully black exterior walls as well as a black front door, black fencing and black decking with a black shed in the back garden.The stairs, floors, as well as most of the ceilings and walls are black too.Even the kitchen fridge and bathroom are the same shade.The only variation is dark purple accents - such as curtains, feature walls and sofa cushions, making it a strong contender for the title of the 'UK's darkest home'.]
But its decor is something of an acquired taste, following a theme described by one Redditor as ‘disco goth’. Alongside an all-black exterior, the inside of the home features metallic purple and black paint throughout, alongside high-shine black ceiling and wall panels and an especially impactful black glitter kitchen.
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This bold look has prompted visceral reactions online, with the listing posted numerous times on the r/SpottedOnRightmove subreddit. ‘This might actually be the worst thing I’ve ever seen,’ commented Memes_Haram. ‘Genuinely looks like if the Addams Family’s house was remade on the Sims by a goth teenager taking inspo from emo Tumblr pages.’.
Image Credit: Metro [The property in Broxburn, West Lothian.Photo released January 15 2025. The UK's 'darkest ever' house is up for auction - with entirely black exterior, ceilings and KITCHEN.The unique property in Broxburn, West Lothian, has an eye-catching theme - black.It has fully black exterior walls as well as a black front door, black fencing and black decking with a black shed in the back garden.The stairs, floors, as well as most of the ceilings and walls are black too.Even the kitchen fridge and bathroom are the same shade.The only variation is dark purple accents - such as curtains, feature walls and sofa cushions, making it a strong contender for the title of the 'UK's darkest home'.]
Another user, swapacoinforafish, wrote ‘I would feel so claustrophobic living here,’ and El_Rompido called it a ‘nightmare’. ‘You can’t deny they weren’t 100% committed to the vision,’ added CorduroyMcTweed ‘It’s just that the vision was “someone assassinated Tim Burton with a glitter bomb”.’.
Image Credit: Metro [The property in Broxburn, West Lothian.Photo released January 15 2025. The UK's 'darkest ever' house is up for auction - with entirely black exterior, ceilings and KITCHEN.The unique property in Broxburn, West Lothian, has an eye-catching theme - black.It has fully black exterior walls as well as a black front door, black fencing and black decking with a black shed in the back garden.The stairs, floors, as well as most of the ceilings and walls are black too.Even the kitchen fridge and bathroom are the same shade.The only variation is dark purple accents - such as curtains, feature walls and sofa cushions, making it a strong contender for the title of the 'UK's darkest home'.]
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![[The property in Broxburn, West Lothian.Photo released January 15 2025. The UK's 'darkest ever' house is up for auction - with entirely black exterior, ceilings and KITCHEN.The unique property in Broxburn, West Lothian, has an eye-catching theme - black.It has fully black exterior walls as well as a black front door, black fencing and black decking with a black shed in the back garden.The stairs, floors, as well as most of the ceilings and walls are black too.Even the kitchen fridge and bathroom are the same shade.The only variation is dark purple accents - such as curtains, feature walls and sofa cushions, making it a strong contender for the title of the 'UK's darkest home'.]](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/SEI_236150242-dfed.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=646)
