Enjoy the pain, never tire of the beauty: some advice for football fans in 2025 | Max Rushden
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Whoever you support it’s a long year ahead, but here’s a few tips from one of many who should be old enough to know better. Chances are none of you have spent time looking back on my 2024 attempts to produce a column alongside esteemed journalists who actually write for a living. But through the various subjects, from set-piece coaches to VAR, from the dark arts to PSR, the one consistent theme appears to be a fortnightly mid-life crisis published straight on to your Guardian app.
Perhaps the opportunity to stare at a blank document on a laptop while contemplating life once every other week has staved off other more visceral cliches; skinny three-quarter-length jeans, a moustache, a motorbike seem some way off. But sometimes when I’m driving along, I see groups of young people just whiling away the hours drinking in the Australian evening sunshine in the park. I want to stop the car, get out and explain to them how thrilling that is, that there’ll come a time when because of geography or kids or work or whatever, this won’t be a thing – to really revel in that moment.
Obviously I don’t do it, because I’m not insane. I don’t want a group of twentysomethings to recall that time a weird grey-haired middle-aged man got out of his car to have an earnest conversation about the passage of time with them. Such angst isn’t helped by the fact that there is a photo of me from 2010 on each article. Ethan Nwaneri was three when that picture was taken. Now he’s starting in the Premier League. I don’t look like that in the mirror.