How Arsenal got revenge on Erling Haaland: Nine touches, Kendrick Lamar and a humbling from England's next left back

How Arsenal got revenge on Erling Haaland: Nine touches, Kendrick Lamar and a humbling from England's next left back

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How Arsenal got revenge on Erling Haaland: Nine touches, Kendrick Lamar and a humbling from England's next left back
Published: Feb, 03 2025 02:00

You feared Gabriel Magalhaes had gone too early in goading Erling Haaland. Less than two minutes it took for the Arsenal defender, with a contorted expression overcome by the ecstasy of his side taking an early lead through Martin Odegaard, to reignite his feud with the Manchester City striker by celebrating in Haaland's face. These two have history, of course. They aren't on each other's Christmas card lists, put it that way.

 [After Arsenal scored their first goal, Gabriel goaded Haaland by laughing in the striker's face]
Image Credit: Mail Online [After Arsenal scored their first goal, Gabriel goaded Haaland by laughing in the striker's face]

Perhaps, Gabriel knew what lay ahead. Haaland touched the ball just six times in the opening 45 minutes, completing just one successful pass. You only need one touch to score a goal, of course. Indeed, the Norwegian threatened to ram the Brazilian's antics back down his throat early in the second half as he nodded a header beyond David Raya to level. The self-inflicted pain suffered by City's shambolic defence during the remainder of the second half ensured that Arsenal - and Gabriel - left the Emirates with the last laugh.

 [Haaland told Mikel Arteta to 'stay humble' back in September and those words have clearly not been forgotten by Arsenal's players and supporters]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Haaland told Mikel Arteta to 'stay humble' back in September and those words have clearly not been forgotten by Arsenal's players and supporters]

Gabriel (left) vs Erling Haaland (right) was a key battle during Arsenal's 5-1 win over Man City. After Arsenal scored their first goal, Gabriel goaded Haaland by laughing in the striker's face. 'Stay humble,' Haaland infamously uttered to Mikel Arteta following the full-time whistle during the league clash between these two sides at the Etihad Stadium earlier this season after John Stones fired home an equaliser deep into stoppage time to level for City, after which he threw the ball into Gabriel's head.

 [Eighteen-year-old Arsenal starlet Myles Lewis-Skelly did very well against Haaland on Sunday]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Eighteen-year-old Arsenal starlet Myles Lewis-Skelly did very well against Haaland on Sunday]

It is Haaland who has to stomach a large slice of humble pie after this. The sight here of his arch-nemesis, the clench-fisted Gabriel, pumping up the crowd almost as if to rub this heavy defeat in Haaland's face won't have helped Haaland's mood. The tannoy operator's choice of full-time music - Kendrick Lamar's track Humble - won't have been lost on Haaland, either. Nor would the sight of the brilliant Myles Lewis-Skelly imitating Haaland's trademark meditation celebration after hammering home Arsenal's third.

 [Haaland scored from one of only nine touches that he had during Sunday's game in London]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Haaland scored from one of only nine touches that he had during Sunday's game in London]

'I didn't see…he did that? That's good,' responded City boss Pep Guardiola when asked about Lewis Skelly's choice of celebration. Such antics aside, what a player Lewis-Skelly is becoming. Nothing fazes this supreme talent carved at Arsenal's famed Hale End finishing school. Twice the 18-year-old was confronted with Haaland's imposing physical stature. Both times Lewis-Skelly passed the test with flying colours.

 [Haaland taunted Arsenal fans by pointing to the gold Premier League badge on his sleeve]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Haaland taunted Arsenal fans by pointing to the gold Premier League badge on his sleeve]

Haaland told Mikel Arteta to 'stay humble' back in September and those words have clearly not been forgotten by Arsenal's players and supporters. Eighteen-year-old Arsenal starlet Myles Lewis-Skelly did very well against Haaland on Sunday. A certain England international in the making. Thomas Tuchel has a problem at left back, too, and Lewis-Skelly, despite his age, looks every inch the answer to the England head coach's dilemma.

He had his own reason to humble Haaland, having been asked 'who the f*** are you' by the Norwegian in the fracas following September's draw at the Etihad. The teenager was substituted in the closing stages of this encounter to a rapturous ovation from the natives. In contrast, Haaland endured the ignominy of completing the entirety of this miserable afternoon. The 24-year-old's importance to City's present and future is unquestionable. The numbers speak for themselves. He is still City's main man.

But, as ridiculous as it may sound, it's hard to shake those 'what does he do if he isn't scoring goals' assertions. By the time Peter Bankes blew for the final whistle, Haaland had added just three more touches to his first-half tally to take his total count to nine. Since Opta's stats began in 2003, only one outfield player who has completed 90 minutes in a Premier League game has had fewer touches - Romelu Lukaku had seven when playing for Chelsea against Crystal Palace in 2022.

Of course, one of Haaland's three second-half touches was City's equaliser. That sort of ratio isn't to be sniffed at. But with his team capitulating again, Haaland was able to attempt only five passes. And only two were successful. Haaland scored from one of only nine touches that he had during Sunday's game in London. It's clear City are a team stuttering through a transition; Arsenal's ruthless dismantling of Guardiola's side here further evidence of their startling fall from grace.

But having recently signed a nine-and-half year contract, Haaland will remain a constant throughout the evolution. Since his arrival from Borussia Dortmund in 2022, this team has been geared towards supplying the ammunition for Haaland to fire them to glory, and he kept to his side of the bargain but they need to devise a plan to replicate that success. No-one is writing Haaland off. If you are, you're foolish. But, with that said, this City regeneration must find a way to feed their goalscoring beast.

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