I tested stouts as Guinness shortage starts to bite… winner was complex, creamy pint from brewery linked to sport star

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I tested stouts as Guinness shortage starts to bite… winner was complex, creamy pint from brewery linked to sport star
Author: Thea Jacobs
Published: Jan, 03 2025 21:01

THESE are dark times for Guinness drinkers as pubs up and down the country run dry – due to a viral TikTok trend. “Splitting the G” involves draining just enough from a pint glass in one gulp to leave the line between the remaining beer and its foamy head cutting through the letter “G” in Guinness, as shown in this picture.

 [Thea Jacobs tests and marks some of the top alternatives]
Image Credit: The Sun [Thea Jacobs tests and marks some of the top alternatives]

It is leaving boozers short of the bevvy. This is a problem compounded last month by the disappearance of a truck in the Midlands, which was transporting hundreds of 50-litre kegs of the Irish stout – equalling 35,200 pints. Fortunately, if you are struggling to get hold of a Guinness at your local, there are plenty of other contenders lining our supermarket shelves.

 [These are dark times for Guinness drinkers as pubs up and down the country run dry – due to a viral TikTok trend]
Image Credit: The Sun [These are dark times for Guinness drinkers as pubs up and down the country run dry – due to a viral TikTok trend]

Here, Thea Jacobs tests and marks some of the top alternatives – which range in strength from a classic 4.1 per cent ABV to 6 per cent. THIS isn’t as carbonated as some of the others, and certainly not as fine. BrewDog says it has an in-can widget, just like Guinness.

 [BrewDog Black Heart scored two out of five]
Image Credit: The Sun [BrewDog Black Heart scored two out of five]

But that being the case, I have no idea what it is doing. The head is lacklustre, at best. It’s not so much creamy as semi-skimmed. And it is much more bitter than the others, which is not what I’m looking for. BrewDog sells it as an old dog with new tricks.

 [Kakawa Chocolate Stout scored three out of five]
Image Credit: The Sun [Kakawa Chocolate Stout scored three out of five]

But I don’t think this can of stout has any tricks at all. It’s not bad, but not standout. I suppose it would do if there was nothing else. AS I cracked open this can, there was barely any pressure released. But even though I was not expecting to find that much of a head, I was pleasantly surprised at the one that did materialise.

 [Dark Arts Surreal Stout is actually a really tasty drink and scored four out of five]
Image Credit: The Sun [Dark Arts Surreal Stout is actually a really tasty drink and scored four out of five]

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