Meet the song contest’s first ever mascot – a sentient heart with a bizarrely sexy mouth that looks like the result of the ChatGPT prompt ‘please ruin my day’.
Its untamed curly hair blazes like flames, dancing wildly to the beat and reflecting the electrifying euphoria of the Eurovision song contest.
It looks like a normal mascot that has been passed back and forth between the teleportation machines from The Fly, if the machines had previously been contaminated with lumps of raw meat and a few handfuls of pubic hair.
The press release says that Lumo will walk the streets of Basel come Eurovision time (the first semi-final is on 13 May).
They don’t need something – let alone something that looks like the result of the ChatGPT prompt “please ruin my day” – to do that for them.
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