Keir Starmer declares his visit to Donald Trump a triumph – for trade, and for the special relationship between the UK and America – with the PM pulling out of his pocket an invitation from King Charles for an 'unprecedented' second state visit.
Days before the Oscars and most of the frontrunner movies are on the back foot – The Brutalist for using AI, Emilia Perez after its trans star Karla Sofia Gascon was revealed as a Nazi sympathiser and Conclave, about plots to replace the Pope, seen as insensitive as the real Pope is ill.
Aged 66 and dating a new bloke half her age, Madonna's latest wheeze as she prepares for her first album since 2019 is to be photographed with legs akimbo and a pistol nestled on her private parts.
Mikey Madison, 25, attends the 31st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards last month.
So it's now Demi Moore, 62, as a deranged age-defying woman in The Substance, versus little-known mostly near-naked Mikey Madison, 25, as a sex worker in Anora.
