As the day winds down, things slow a little - teatime fun between 5pm and 8pm averages 5 minutes 10 seconds, and your standard nighttime session from 8pm to midnight clocks in at 5 minutes 24 seconds.
A quickie in the UK lasts around two minutes on average - but if you’re in Birmingham, things wrap up even faster, with Brummies managing just 1 minute 25 seconds, according to an Illicit Encounters poll.
A study by Durex reveals a bit of a bedroom crisis - only 1 in 6 people actually think their partner is good at giving them pleasure, and a whopping 4 in 10 admit they’re not satisfied with their sex life.
Lunchtime hookups, usually happening between noon and 2:30pm, go for about 4 minutes 30 seconds, while afternoon antics stretch slightly longer to around 5 minutes 4 seconds.
But if you want to make it last, waiting until after midnight might be your best bet - that’s when things get the most drawn out, with an average session lasting 7 minutes 10 seconds.