People 'don't know whether to laugh or cry' as they share embarrassing sex stories
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People don't know whether to laugh or cry after confessing the most embarrassing things that have happened to them during sex. It comes after an X user, who is known as @RoyalQ_ on the site, asked users to send in their confessions for the enjoyment of others.
Many users didn't hold back - sharing every detail of their awkward night under the sheets. One user confessed: "She had an asthma attack. I had to carry her outside in the nude so she could get some fresh air. The neighbours heard the commotion and looked out their window while we were standing there in the nude. Awkward walk of shame in the morning.".
It seems a lot of people need to remember to shut their doors when they're alone with their partner to avoid being interrupted, with one user adding: "We forgot to close the door and my dog came in and started freaking out. He ended up trying to bite my man in the face.".
Another user chimed in with another pet story, adding: "The woman's dog jumped on the bed and laid down and cuddled on my bum cheeks." One more user added: "I went over to this woman's house once. The room is pretty dark so I can't see much. I slow down a little and her dog comes up from behind and licks my bum.".
Someone else also admitted to allowing his mind to wander when cuddling his partner after doing the deed - but says this gave her a complex. He said: "I was my ex's first and after we finished I randomly started thinking of that gorilla on gorilla meme and laughed to myself out loud. She started crying because she thought I was laughing at her and I really had to sit there and tell her I was thinking about gorillas having sex.".
