Following his historic Strictly Come Dancing win last week, Chris McCausland has now had another honour bestowed upon him. On Christmas Day, the comedian will address the nation in Channel 4’s alternative festive message, with the likes of Stephen Fry and Tom Daley taking on the role in previous years.
Chris, 47, who was Strictly’s first-ever blind contestant, is set to call for an end to discrimination against disabled people during his speech. The broadcaster has confirmed that Chris, who lifted the Glitterball Trophy with Dianne Buswell, will describe disabled people as ‘often some of the most resilient, creative, and determined people you will ever likely meet’.
He will begin his speech by apologising to viewers for stuffing his face with mince pies before using the Christmassy snack as a metaphor for ‘equality’. Chris will say: ‘I don’t care if they’re the posh ones or the cheap ones; I don’t care if they’re the big ones or those tiny little dinky ones, whether it’s got a solid top or a lattice crown.
‘I will never discriminate against any sort of mince pie. ‘All of them are equal to me and will no doubt meet the same undignified end as I try and fit it all in my mouth in one go.’. Chris will declare: ‘Discrimination is never a good thing.’.
The Liverpudlian star will then crack a joke about how ‘sometimes’ discrimination can be positive as, ‘many, many years ago’ he ‘applied to be a spy for MI5.’. ‘I got down to the last 30 out of 3,000 applicants, the top 1% of potential spies that this country had to offer before they decided no, a blind spy wasn’t what they were looking for, but, you know, I think they had a point.’.