Andrew’s most recent faux pas – which s’pose we should be thankful isn’t stomach-churning like past accusations, just bewilderingly dumb and arrogant – involves his infamous excellent skills in the realm of making friends with the right people – previously, a convicted paedophile, now, an alleged Chinese spy.
That “Prince Andrew” is in fact an anti-Royalist imposter hell bent on bringing down the monarchy, who had infiltrated the Royal Family, perhaps was even swapped at birth – and has been slowly plugging away ever since.
'Swerving Christmas dinner won't save Prince Andrew after Chinese spy scandal' The only flattering outcome at this point is if it turns out that he was doing it on purpose all along.
He’s been falling from grace for decades now, and every time it appears he’s finally reached rock bottom it turns out that was a fake floor, and there are even lower depths for him to plummet.
Let’s not forget this is the man who took centre stage at the memorial service for the Duke of Edinburgh just weeks after his multi-million pounds out-of-court settlement in a civil sexual assault case.
