“But according to our big bonk league, overall sex lives have been dwindling nationally — not only compared to 2023 but to the 60 times a year recorded the year before.
BRUMMIES are Britain’s biggest bonkers, a survey found — romping an average of 61 times a year, or once every six days.
Geordies had the least sex, averaging 25 times a year or once every 15 days.
The typical lover scored 44 times last year — once every eight days.
Spokeswoman Jessica Leoni said: “Birmingham set quite the pace, leaving people from Newcastle trailing far behind.
