These hysterical weather warnings need to stop – here’s what forecasters must do in future

These hysterical weather warnings need to stop – here’s what forecasters must do in future

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These hysterical weather warnings need to stop – here’s what forecasters must do in future
Author: Pete Barden
Published: Jan, 24 2025 21:00

ALL last week, we were warned that we’d need to tie our dogs down because they were going to be sucked into the sky by the airborne twister- tsunami known as Storm Eeowowyion. This mega storm was going to unleash hell. Buildings would be smashed, trains would be blown over. Forests would be flattened.

 [People watching large waves crash against a lighthouse during a storm.]
Image Credit: The Sun [People watching large waves crash against a lighthouse during a storm.]

The weathermen were very clear about all of this. They even produced maps showing the low-pressure system and, to hammer the point home, they didn’t use reds and yellows. They broke out the scarlets and a purple so deep it was almost black. And as a result, businesses arranged to shut for the day, travel plans were changed and everyone made sure their garden trampolines were chained to newly sunk concrete foundations.

 [A police car and a man walking a dog past a fallen tree in Helensburgh, Scotland during a storm.]
Image Credit: The Sun [A police car and a man walking a dog past a fallen tree in Helensburgh, Scotland during a storm.]

And then we woke up yesterday ­morning to find it was a bit breezy. The weathermen were all standing on the bottom corner of Ireland, making out like they were in Hiroshima in 1945 and there were stories that commercial ­airliners were coming across the Atlantic at speeds in excess of 800 mph.

 [Falling rocks warning sign.]
Image Credit: The Sun [Falling rocks warning sign.]

But for most of us, there was no real weather at all. I also lived through the Storm of ’87 and I’ve been to southern Chile where it rains, heavily, all day and every day for six months. Look, I know why the weather- men like to get hysterical. It means they are elevated from a slot at the end of a news bulletin into the bulletin itself and this makes their mums and dads very proud.

 [A person wearing a team scarf and making a hand gesture.]
Image Credit: The Sun [A person wearing a team scarf and making a hand gesture.]

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