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A man called about my internet – then I had sex with him ‘Is it OK if I follow up with a phone call to see how you’re enjoying our service?’.
Max tried to stick to his sales pitch but it was no use – we were both distracted by our connection, which could be felt even through the phone.
Every word – like how my ‘needs’ could be met by this internet – was dripping with innuendo.
But then, the operator – let’s call him Max – follows up with three words that change everything.