I saw the desperate men queuing for Bonnie Blue’s bonkathon – it was depressing, ‘barely legal or breathing’ sums it up
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YOUNG and old, fat and thin, bearded and bald, the queue of blokes outside of Bonnie Blue’s bonk-a-thon was diverse to say the least. I saw at least 50 desperate suitors keen to get in on her “1000 men in a day” challenge, many of whom appeared to be shivering with the cold or, I shudder, anticipation, as they waited in line to bed her.
I’ve got no issue with Bonnie, whose face was flushed with triumph after she proudly told her millions of fans that she’d managed to have sex with 1,057 blokes in just 12 hours. As far as I’m concerned, if she wants to lie back and think of England as her bank balance rockets up – good for her.
But if I am honest, seeing those men queuing up outside of a nondescript office block, just metres from busy Londoners and tourists shopping on Oxford Street was just depressing. Interestingly, the first address Bonnie put out for lusty lads to get in on the record wasn’t where they bedded her.
No doubt seeing furious reactions of locals to Lily Phillips’ bed busting exploits made Bonnie decide to move location. Instead the men queued outside the faceless, grey building to be “signed in” before being led away to where the action was actually happening.
I’d just been to the gym on Saturday afternoon when I accidentally came across the queue. At first I thought it was a queue for a boozer, or maybe some kind of Black Friday giveaway in one of the shops on Oxford Street. It was only a quick Google and a glance at the expectant faces that made me realise this lot were actually queuing for sex.