Stacey Solomon leaves fans in hysterics with Joe Swash’s X-rated roast potato for a ‘happy wife’
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STACEY Solomon left fans in hysterics showing the X-rated roast potato Joe Swash cooked for their dinner. The Loose Women star, 35, uploaded a clip of the rude-shaped spud that they had accidentally bought from the supermarket. Stacey joked on Instagram: “Can we please just look at this potato?”.
Speaking to husband and TV star Joe Swash, 42, she said: “Show me your potato babe. “Joe is so proud of this potato.”. Joe laughed as he replied: “It has roasted really well as well. Look at that.”. Stacey, who recently shared her genius hack for hiding ugly wires around the home, couldn’t keep a straight face as she told fans: “We've got a penis potato. That's one whole potato.”.
Proud Joe replied: “I mean, happy Sunday, wife.”. Stacey then asked if he had deliberately cut it in the dodgy-looking shape, and Joe replied: “No, this is literally how nature made it.”. She continued: “Put it up against your face. Let's get a bit of size reference. We want to see how big it is.”.
The mum-of-five cheekily added: “Put it up against your penis, and then people will realise just how big that potato is.”. Joe joked back: “I’m going to chuck this potato d**k in your face mate.”. The pair have been together since 2016 and wed in 2022, and share six kids and a £1.2million “Pickle Cottage”, where they all live in as one big happy family.