I’ve woken to my noisy neighbour having sex EVERY day for 3 months – his girlfriend sounds like she’s stepped on Lego
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THERE'S nothing more annoying than living next door to a noisy neighbour. Especially if they're so loud they wake you up in the morning. And that's exactly what's been happening to Tom, who has been roused every day for the past few months by the sounds of the man next door having sex with his new girlfriend.
He took to TikTok to share the embarrassing situation, as he admitted the woman sounds like she's "constantly stepping on Lego" while they're in the throes of passion. Meanwhile, the man sounds like he's "haunting a house" - with ghostly moans just like the ones Tom used to hear when he lived in the Tower of London.
However, things took a twist recently, as he explained in the TikTok video. "After a particularly big (groan), I heard him say the words 'I love you'," he said. "Now it's nice to know their relationship is progressing. "However, I didn't actually hear her response!.
"And I'm concerned because I don't know whether or not it's because I didn't hear it or that the worst case scenario his love is unreciprocated.". The other option is that she may have been "unable to speak at the time", Tom - a social media star turned comedian - noted.
And while being woken by the "graphic ASMR sounds" was initially somewhat annoying, it's turned into "what is essentially a radio drama that I get to listen to every morning". "Just knock and ask about the state of their feelings," one person commented on the video.