The secret high society list of eligible bachelors that ALL the 'It' girls are fighting over (and the ones worth avoiding): Insider reveals the saucy spreadsheet of 'Mr Bigs of Sydney' - including a few familiar names...

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The secret high society list of eligible bachelors that ALL the 'It' girls are fighting over (and the ones worth avoiding): Insider reveals the saucy spreadsheet of 'Mr Bigs of Sydney' - including a few familiar names...
Published: Jan, 13 2025 14:03

Ladies, grab your Aperol Spritz (from Ikaria Bondi, obviously) and settle in. If you're a single girl in Sydney's east, you'll know the dating scene can be a minefield. There are no shortage of Peter Pans out there who only want to waste your time - so if you want to bag a decent bloke, you need the right intel.

 [Jana has shared a pash with Dr Chris Brown and reckons he's the ultimate Sydney bachelor]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Jana has shared a pash with Dr Chris Brown and reckons he's the ultimate Sydney bachelor]

And that's where me and my society spies come in. Now, there's a little, er, Google spreadsheet doing the rounds where we like to rank the fellas - some single, others on our 'wishlist' - who we all love to gossip about. They're handsome, successful and rich - and some (but not all) are husband material.

 [Tom Derickx has it all, writes Jana. And his refreshing take on positive masculinity is a bonus]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Tom Derickx has it all, writes Jana. And his refreshing take on positive masculinity is a bonus]

Now, I don't want to say I've done God's work for you, but I have personally vetted a few on this list and can guarantee their quality. So who are the lucky guys? Forget the Bondi Rescue lifeguards (too obvious), we're talking about the real MVPs: sexy restaurateurs, silver-fox farmers, the occasional footy commentator and, yes, a pub baron or two.

 [Braith Anasta brings a lot to the table, but Jana hears the footy commentator and single dad sometimes cools off after the second date...]
Image Credit: Mail Online [Braith Anasta brings a lot to the table, but Jana hears the footy commentator and single dad sometimes cools off after the second date...]

These are the men turning heads at Icebergs, Coogee Pavilion and every post-workout brunch at Blackwood Pantry. From Paddington to Point Piper, here's your tiered guide to the top bachelors of the east, ranked by status, allure and just how hard it is to pin them down. (And trust me, I've tried with quite a few. Sigh.).

 [When he eventually gives up the pro circuit, I could easily see Jordan Thompson coaching the rich MILFs of Bondi while enjoying some perks on the side]
Image Credit: Mail Online [When he eventually gives up the pro circuit, I could easily see Jordan Thompson coaching the rich MILFs of Bondi while enjoying some perks on the side]

Now, as we all know, Sydney loves its hierarchies, so let's start at the top... The A-list: 'Good luck... he'll be taken by next weekend'. Bondi Icebergs owner Maurice Terzini doesn't scream 'Mr Big' - but Jana says he oozes charisma and is the ultimate eastern suburbs success story.

 [He may be a Southern Highlands man, but after his split from Sam Armytage (right), old-school gent Richard Lavender (left) could easily have his pick of the single mums of Sydney's east]
Image Credit: Mail Online [He may be a Southern Highlands man, but after his split from Sam Armytage (right), old-school gent Richard Lavender (left) could easily have his pick of the single mums of Sydney's east]

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